"   My memory loves you; it asks about you all the time.   "
Jonathan Carroll 
(via thelovejournals)

bennyblnco:

Girls only accept being checked if they deem it okay. Outside of this moment they never wrong and they will fight you and your grandmother if you go against policy

dead-poolanon:

surgeon-o-death:

meladoodle:

This is New Zealand’s national soap opera and an episode just ended with the greatest cliffhanger of all time

what the fuck did I just watch

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Q: When last you had ya booty ate?

tellyjpg:

imsoshive:

uhhautumnbehrens:

imsoshive:

Never

I’m so sorry,
In all honesty - no holding back
The first time I ACTUALLY got.. you know - my booty hole love
I was so happy about it, probably a week later I was just walking down the street after work or something and I just thought to myself
“He ate ass”. My life was probably falling apart, but I was a happy camper.
Life changing

And now I get no d. Or p.
Memories. I must create more.

That’s wild cause nobody asked you.

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Originally posted by papi2x


asked by Anonymous

astr0zombies:

summer days in the pacific northwest✨☀️

puffsaddy:

sad & boujee.

sobeitjay:

Guy: Damn girl i really like you

Girl: Why

Guy: 

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thatsweettaboo:

fonzworthcutlass:

I dont know who this is but I am him.

this makes me so happy